HOAGLAND'S NIGHTMARE
Not Another Secret Agency
 
 

MOONWATCH

"And if the band you're in, starts playing different tunes..."

Roger Waters / Dark Side Of The Moon

 
December 17, 2003. The much anticipated "Return to the Moon" speech is missing from the "100th Anniversary of Flight" Presidential address. 

January 14, 2004. We still wait to hear George W. Bush, like his father before him, announce the United States' return to the Moon. 

If he applies himself as he did in Iraq, we could be back on the Moon in months. 

It is an election year however and maybe he'll just stall (2015?), or worse yet, perhaps the negative polling data since the "Moon / Mars Initiative" was floated will allow him to side with the "public" while taking SECRET steps to keep the Chinese from claiming the Moon and the structures they may find there as their own. 

Structures guarded by those who forced us to leave and never come back

The fact is, that Stanley Kubrick and Arthur C. Clarke beat them all.
 

MOON BASE RACE 2001

Clavius Base / Courtesy 2001 Internet Archive

 

Beyond the reality of politics or the reach of Science Fiction are those who don't believe Humans went to the Moon; a position that might get you decked by an Apollo astronaut, or perhaps even fewer that know why we can't  leave Low-Earth Orbit.

Planetary Mysteries represents them all and goes them one better by proving that some pictures (like the ones below) ARE worth a thousand words. 

 

The REAL Space Program

Might STILL Makes Right?

Richard who?

The REAL reason for the return to the Moon

WAR!

Ee i ee i NO!
  Old McDonald had a mirror...

FIRST STRIKE

PRACTICE MAKES PERFECT

just a moment... just a moment...

 

NObama

$PACE (DEATH) PANEL$!
  Pulling the plug on Grandson

9-11!
 The betrayal of Walter Cronkite

CHINA / 19.5
WHY we can't afford to go to the Moon

Gandhi in space!
Non-violence is still the way to find the truth

Moon? / WATCH!
How DO you take out a SECRET base on the Moon?

 

10.09.09

 

Nozette As Spy Alleged
The mission just keeps getting darker

BOLDLY GOING NOWHERE
...and spending all the way there. Just as Zubrin warned.

HELL NO!
We won't go.

 

BIG CHANGE

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"The year is 2135, and the international program to seed the galaxy with human colonies has STALLED as GREEDY immortal POWER BROKERS park their starships in ORBIT and begin to convert them into SPACE CONDOS."

Mind Over Ship / David Marusek

EMPHASIS ADDED

 

NO WONDER GLENN IS PISSED

Bolden Going Nowhere

RETROGRADE

WE COULD HAVE LEFT TODAY!
Maybe someone already has...

 

SOMEONE GOT LUCKY

Neil Armstrong's actual words. NASA cover-up confirmed!

Manny Klein, an engineer at Edwards AFB became Neil Armstrong's "Ridley". Manny's wife refused to perform certain sexual acts with her husband, drawing the line at one in particular saying: "WHEN MEN WALK ON THE MOON!" Hence the infamous voice-over replacing Neil's alpha male shout-out: "That's one small step for Man. One giant leap for Manny Klein!"

LBJ SPINS IN HIS GRAVE

LBJ REFUSED to go to bed by the light of a Communist moon.

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50!

"Back in those glory days, I was very uncomfortable when they asked us to say things we didn't want to say and deny other things. Some people asked, you know, were you alone out there? We never gave the real answer, and yet we see things out there, strange things, but we know what we saw out there. And we couldn't really say anything. The bosses were really afraid of this, they were afraid of the War of the Worlds type stuff, and about panic in the streets. So, we had to keep quiet. And now we only see these things in our nightmares or maybe in the movies, and some of them are pretty close to being the truth."

John Glenn / Tuesday, March 6, 2001

 

 



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